Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough,

We Are Reorganizing In Order To Eliminate Duplication And Redundancy.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. I Remember Every Elephant I've Ever Met.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

Old San Francisco - The One So Many Nostalgics Yearn For - Had Buildings That Related Well To Each Other.