May All Your Troubles Last As Long

I Think, Ultimately, Looking Back Now, Acting Wasn't Satisfying Me 100%.

A Psychiatrist Is A Fellow Who Asks You A Lot Of Expensive Questions Your Wife Asks For Nothing.

Bankruptcy Is A Legal Proceeding In Which You Put Your Money In Your Pants Pocket And Give Your Coat To Your Creditors.

Most People Play A Fair Game Of Golf - If You Watch Them.

If You Break 100, Watch Your Golf. If You Break 80, Watch Your Business.