May The Flop Be With You.

Everyone Gets Lucky Once In A While, But No One Is Consistently Lucky.

We Never Talk About Gambling Around My House.

What Took Me Decades To Learn, These Kids Can Get On The Internet...what I Learned By Brute Force, Dealing Out Hands, They Learn On Computers. It Tends To Make For Fairly Technical Players, But They Make Up For It With Aggression, The Kind That Comes When You Learn Things Fast.

Try To Decide How Good Your Hand Is At A Given Moment. Nothing Else Matters. Nothing.

Saw That I Could Make More Money In One Pot Than What Was In That Entire Paycheck Selling A Week Of Office Supplies