Maybe I Am A Bit Mad.

I Don't Have Sophisticated Tastes. I Have Average Tastes. If You Looked In My Collection Of Dvds, You'd See 'jaws' And 'star Wars.' In The Book Library, You'd See John Grisham And Sidney Sheldon. And If You Look In My Fridge, It's, Like, Children's Food - Chips, Milkshakes, Yogurt.

I Was Slightly Cynical Of The American Mentality Before I Came Over Here, But Now I Preach It. Here, No One's Going To Tear You Down If You Buy Yourself A $300,000 Car. They're Likely To Say: "well, You Probably Worked Hard For It. Good Luck To You."

My Heart, My Lungs, My Blood - They've All Been Checked. I Remember One Of The Doctors Almost Being Disappointed When He Showed Me The Results Because He Couldn't Wait To Tell Me What Smoking Was Doing To Me. But There Was Nothing There.

I Like To Know Why A Video Has Suddenly Gone Viral, Why A Song Has Broken, Why A Tv Show Is Suddenly Rating Out Of Pattern... I'm Pretty Good At Understanding Why Things Are Becoming Popular.

I Should Get A Dog. I Would Get A Rescue Dog. I Like Mutts; I Don't Care. I Would Probably Get A Three-legged Dog No One Else Would Want.