Maybe I Need Some Rehab, Or Maybe

That Depends. You’ve Got To Define ‘party Girl.’ If You Mean I’m A Walking Good Time, Then Hells Yeah. But I’m Not Wasted And Stumbling Out Of Clubs And Getting Duis. I’m Not That Kind Of Party Girl. I May Be Blonde And Fun As Balls, But I’m Not A Moron.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Just Like Playing With Makeup And Clothes - So I Really Don't Feel Like There Are Rules, And If There Are Rules, Then I Think It's Up To You To Break Them.

I Try To Get In Quiet Time And Book Time, But Really, The Only Time I Ever Get That Is When I'm On An Airplane - I Have A Fear Of Flying, But I Actually Love Flying Because It's The Only Time I Can Sleep, And It's The Only Time I Get To Read.

Just Because I'm Sassy And Have A Mouth On Me Doesn't Mean I'm Coming From A Negative Place.