Maybe I Need Some Rehab, Or Maybe

I Do Love Country Music.

Life Is Short And The Nights Are Long, And Tonight I Moved On.

I Was Dating A Guy Once Who Spoke Rudely To A Taxi Driver. I Got Out Of The Cab And Walked Home. Treat People With Respect. I've Waited Tables, And That's Why I Just Exceedingly Overtip. It's Exhausting Work.

I Just Think That Gay Men Have Much Better Taste Than Any Straight Man I Have Met. I Have Never Gotten Any Grief About Having A Good Time, Being Unapologetic, And Irreverent From A Gay Man.

I Listen To A Lot Of Rap Where Men Talk A Certain Way About Women And I'm Not Offended. It's Meant To Be Funny. I'm Throwing It Right Back At Them With Humor, But Some People Can't Take It. They're Not Used To Women Talking Back.