Maybe It's A Little Ambitious Of Me

I Liked You Better When You Were Drunk .

You Don't Step On Stage To Eat; You Go There To Be Eaten.

Then There's Your Diet. You Cut Out Sugars, Fat, Soy Sauces... Anything That's Nice. Tea And Coffee Is Replaced By Boiling Water With Lemon. It's Amazing How Quickly You Get Into It. There's Also Herbal Tea And A Lot Of Water, Obviously... About Two Litres A Day.

The Only Thing I Can Do Is Wipe My Arse, Brush My Teeth, Turn Up And Do The Best Work I Can.

I Love Dogs. Like, A Lot. They’re My Favorite Animal. Ever.