Maybe It Was Me," Grandma Said."sometimes They

You Think I'm Gonna Feel Better Eatin' A Carrot? Get A Grip. There's Two Idiots Out There Trying To Kill Me, And You Think I'm Gonna Waste My Last Breath On A Vegetable? (lula)

I Like Being Able To Provide Consistent And Frequent Literary Choices For My Fans.

I Write To Entertain. When People Read One Of My Books I Want Them To Finish With A Smile On Their Faces, Feeling A Little Bit Better About Themselves And The People In Their Lives.

The Dancers Finished Thier Set, And One Immediately Strolled Over To Our Table And Straddled Ranger. Want A Private Party?" She Asked. Not Tonight," Ranger Said. He Handed Her A Twenty, And She Left. What About The Cat-feeding Theory?" I Asked Him. Out The Window.

You've Been Busy Using Your Breaking And Entering Skills," I Said. "i Just Enter. I Don't Usually Break." "you Broke Down Pitch's Door." "lost My Temper." -ranger And Stephanie