Maybe It Was Me," Grandma Said."sometimes They

Yeah, I Like That Idea. Maybe He'll Shoot At Us Again. I Was Hoping Someone Would Shoot At Me Today. That Was The First Thing I Said When I Got Up: Boy, I Hope I Get Shot At Today.

Truth Is, I Think Naked Men Are Kind Of Strange Looking What With Their Doodles And Ding-dong Hanging Loose Like They Do. Nevertheless, There's The Curiosity Thing. I Guess It's Another One Of Those Car Crash Experiences, Where You Feel Compelled To Look Even If You Know You'll Be Horrified.

He [ranger] Stopped In Front Of My Parents' House, And We Both Looked To The Door. My Mother And My Grandmother Were Standing There, Watching Us. "i'm Not Sure I Feel Comfortable About The Way Your Grandma Looks At Me," Ranger Said. [stephanie] "she Wants To See You Naked." "i Wish You Hadn't Told Me That, Babe." "everyone I Know Wants To See You Naked." "and You?" "never Crossed My Mind." I Held My Breath When I Said It, And I Hoped God Wouldn't Stike Me Down Dead For Lying.

Ranger Is An Unusual Name," She Managed. "is It A Nickname?" It's A Street Name," Ranger Said. "i Was A Ranger In The Army." I Heard About Them Rangers On Tv," Grandma Said. "i Heard They Get Dogs Pregnant." My Father's Mouth Dropped Open And A Piece Of Ham Fell Out. My Mother Froze, Her Fork Poised In Midair. That's Sort Of A Joke," I Told Grandma. "rangers Don't Get Dogs Pregnant In Real Life." I Looked At Ranger For Corroboration And Got Another Smile.

I Don't Know If It's A Good Idea To Give A Woman A Box Of Bullets When She's Got A Pimple.