Maybe It Was Me," Grandma Said."sometimes They

Stop The Planet. I Want To Get Off.

You Know What This Is?" Lula Said. "this Here's Plane Rage." Plane Rage Isn't Allowed. It Got Taken Off The Allowed Activities List Along With Eating. If You Make A Scene They'll Hual You Off In Leg Irons." Stephanie Said. I'm Tired Of Being Stapped In Here, Too," Lula Said. "this Seat Belt's Too Tight And It's Giving Me Gas." Anything Else?" There's No Movie.

We Were Discussing A Grisly Double Murder And Rodriguez Was Telling Us All This In The Same Sort Of Conversational Tone A Person Might Use To Pass On A Favorite Lasagna Recipe. And I Was Responding With The Same Enthusiasm A New Cook Might Show. I Was Simultaneously Horrified And Impressed With Myself.

I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

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