Me And Paul (dean) Will Probably Win

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm And A Weak Mind.

Son, What Kind Of Pitch Would You Like To Miss?