Me And Paul (dean) Will Probably Win

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

The Good Lord Was Good To Me. He Gave Me A Strong Body, A Good Right Arm, And A Weak Mind.

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.

I Can't Tell You Why There's A Delay, But Stick Your Head Out Of The Window And You'll Know Why.

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.