Me? I Didn’t Believe In Hopeless.

Whereas Angeline's Antics Made Me Want To Pull Out My Hair Sometimes, Trey Found Them Endearing.

Also, I Didn’t Trust Any Guy Who Used More Styling Products Than I Did.

A Gun. I Had Been Brought Down By A Gun. It Was Practically Comical. Cheaters, I Thought.

If You'd Teach Me To Swear In Russian, I Might Have A New Appreciation For It

He'd Barely Seen Me Coming, And Despite The Horribleness Of What I'd Just Done, I Kind Of Wished One Of My Instructors Had Been There To Grade Me On Such An Awesome Performance.