Memory Is A Net: One That Finds

A Goose Flies By A Chart Which The Royal Geographical Society Could Not Mend.

Stupidity Often Saves A Man From Going Mad.

Don't You Stay At Home Of Evenings? Don't You Love A Cushioned Seat In A Corner, By The Fireside, With Your Slippers On Your Feet?

Fame Usually Comes To Those Who Are Thinking About Something Else - Very Rarely To Those Who Say To Themselves, 'go To, Now, Let Us Be A Celebrated Individual!'.

A Woman Never Forgets Her Sex. She Would Rather Talk With A Man Than An Angel, Any Day.