Men Always Fall For Frigid Women Because

Let The World Know You As You Are, Not As You Think You Should Be.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

I Never Liked The Men I Loved, And Never Loved The Men I Liked.

I've Done Everything In The Theatre Except Marry A Property Man.

Your Audience Gives You Everything You Need. They Tell You. There Is No Director Who Can Direct You Like An Audience.