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The Best Timed Joke Or The Best Timed Phrase Comes At Spontaneous Moments And Just Relies On Me As The Host To Be Very Quick, And That's What I Do.

I've Always Been This Way. My Father Taught This To Me. Here's The Thing, You Have To Understand; The Thing About Having Money: Money And Fame Don't Change You, All It Does Is Allow You To Be More Of Who You Are Anyway.

I've Had My Share Of Problems Along The Way. Don't Get Me Wrong, Because There Is No School For This. You Go From A Poor Person To A Rich Person. My Parents Didn't Have No Money; Didn't Tell Me Nothing About Investments.

The First Time I Saw My Wife, Marjorie, I Was Doing Stand-up In Memphis, And She Was Sitting In The Front Row. Afterward, I Walked Up And Said, "ma'am, I'm Going To Marry You One Day". And 15 Years Later, I Did.

A Real Man Is Happy And Eager To Live By Your Rules, As Long As He Knows What The Rules Are And He's Sure That Abiding By Those Rules Will Help Keep The Woman He Loves Happy