Men Are Fantastic - As A Concept.

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Hanky Pocket With A Breadknife.

Anything Is Good If It's Made Of Chocolate.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

I Think I'd Concentrate On Young Women - Particularly Girls At School - And I Would Try And Build Into School Curriculums Much More Education About Relationships And How Girls (and Boys) Can Handle Them: Stuff About Consent And That Sort Of Thing.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.