Men Are Just As Vain As Women,

There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy Ones.

It Doesn't Matter How Shaky A Woman's Hand Is. She Can Still Apply Makeup.

Daylight Reveals Color; Artificial Light Drains It.

Human Relationships Are About Communicating. Business Jargon Should Be Banished In Favor Of Simple English. Simplicity Is A Sign Of Truth And A Criterion Of Beauty. Complexity Can Be A Way Of Hiding The Truth.

Leave The Table While You Still Feel You Could Eat A Little More.