Men Are Just Like A Book -

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!

A Husband Should Only Be A Part Of Your Life And Not Your Entire Life.

It Was Just The Sort Of Yatch You'd Expect A Rock Promoter To Have. Mirrored Ceilings, Marble, Jacuzzis And Leopard-skin Everything, It Made The Merely Vulgar Seem Commonplace.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I'd Rather Be Looked Over Than Overlooked.