Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own

Speeding Is Like Drugs. It Makes Everything Come At You Fast, And When You Go Back To Normal Driving, Safe Driving, Prudent Driving, It Seems Boring. That's The Danger Of Drugs. At First It's Intoxicating, But Then The Rest Of Your Life You're Trying To Find That Very First Time. It Never Is The Same.

Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow Tools.

I Blend Memories. I Blend Them Into One That's Funny. I Exaggerate To Clarify.

I Used To Live An Isolated Existence, Even In Relationships, But Now My Family Knows Me For Who I Really Am. Mostly, That's A Good Thing.

There Is No Greater Feeling Than When A Groom Turns To See His Bride And Has Tears In His Eyes Because She Is So Beautiful.