Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow

It Matters More What's In A Woman's Face Than What's On It.

Audiences Always Sound Like They're Glad To See Me, And I'm Damned Glad To See Them.

Most Of Us Don't Know About Happiness Until It's Over.

Men Don't Get Smarter When They Grow Older. They Just Lose Their Hair.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I'd Rather Die.