Men Drive Off Bridges And Drink Too

Saved By The Grandma" Ranger

Aren't You Something," Grandma Said. "i Never Saw A Midget Up Close." "little Person," Briggs Said. "and I Never Saw Anyone As Old As You Up Close, Either.

Nice Dress. Take It Off.

That’s Nice Of You, But It’s Not Necessary To Loan Me A Car.” “i Loan You Cars All The Time.” “and I Almost Always Destroy Them Or Lose Them. I Have Terrible Luck With Cars.” “working At Rangeman Is A High-stress Job, And You’re One Of Our Few Sources Of Comic Relief. I Give You A Car And My Men Start A Pool On How Long It Will Take You To Trash It. You’re A Line Item In My Budget Under Entertainment.

And When I Was In The Trunk, I Saw Jesus. And The Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne.