Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All

I Live In A Neighborhood So Bad That You Can Get Shot While Getting Shot.

Oprah Is Rich, Bill Gates Is Wealthy. If Bill Gates Woke Up Tomorrow With Oprah's Money, He'd Jump Out A Fuckin' Window And Slit His Throat On The Way Down Saying, "i Can't Even Put Gas In My Plane!"

A Black Man Will Be Elected President Of The United States. I'm Sorry, That's In The Year 10,000.

If Poor People Knew How Rich Rich People Are, There Would Be Riots In The Streets.

I Want To Really Take Chances. I Want To Be Funny In A Lot Of Different Ways. I'd Like To Be Great. I Want To Reach For Greatness.