Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All

Music Is The Soundtrack To The Crappy Movie That Is My Life.

Before I Was A Comedian, I Thought The Coolest Thing That Would Happen To Me Was Being A Teenager... Boy, Was I Wrong!

I Was At Michael Jackson's House, And This Kid Runs Out, 'wait, Save Me!'

They Don't Want You To Vote. If They Did, We Wouldn't Vote On A Tuesday. In November. You Ever Throw A Party On A Tuesday? No. Because Nobody Would Come.

When You're White, The Sky's The Limit. When You're Black, The Limit's The Sky.