Men Mourn For What They Have Lost;

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

Love Is Said To Be Blind, But I Know Some Fellows In Love Who Can See Twice As Much In Their Sweethearts As I Do.

Marrying For Love May Be A Bit Risky, But It Is So Honest That God Can't Help But Smile On It.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

Some Folks As They Grow Older Grow Wise But Most Folks Simply Grow Stubborner.