Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong

To Me Marriage Is For Five Or Ten Years

You've Probably Noticed Already That I'm Dressed Like A Grown-up... I Apologize To The Academy, And I Promise That I Will Never Do It Again.

If I Want To Put My Tits On My Back, It's Nobody's Business But My Own.

I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit $20 Bill. Half Of What You See Is A Pretty Good Reproduction, The Rest Is A Fraud.

I've Always Taken Risks, And Never Worried What The World Might Really Think Of Me.