Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust

True Valor Is Like Honesty; It Enters Into All That A Man Sees And Does.

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

There Are People So Addicted To Exaggeration That They Actually Can't Tell The Truth Without Lying.