Michael Jackson Was A Poor Black Boy

The Founders Were Right All Along, But The Results Are A Lot Funnier Than They Intended.

I Am Not Anti-gun. I'm Pro-knife. Consider The Merits Of The Knife. In The First Place, You Have To Catch Up With Someone In Order To Stab Him. A General Substitution Of Knives For Guns Would Promote Physical Fitness. We'd Turn Into A Whole Nation Of Great Runners. Plus, Knives Don't Ricochet. And People Are Seldom Killed While Cleaning Their Knives.

Many A Time Freedom Has Been Rolled Back - And Always For The Same Sorry Reason: Fear.

I Believe That Ignorance Is The Root Of All Evil. And That No One Knows The Truth.

As I Have Pointed Out Time And Again, It's A Hell Of A Lot Cheaper To Send Little Kids To School Than It Is To Let Them Grow Up Into Young Thugs Who Have To Be Sent To Prison, Not To Mention The Savings In The Wear And Tear On The Nerves, Property, And Safety Of The Rest Of The Citizenry.