Middle Age Is The Time Of Life

There Is Some Consolation In The Fact That, Even Though Your Dreams Don't Come True, Neither Do Your Nightmares.

If We Cannot Define Stupidity, At Least We Can Trace Most Human Misfortunes And Weaknesses To It. Its Manifestations Are Legion, Its Symptoms Are Endless.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.

Some Golfers Blast Their Ball From Traps, With One Adroit Explosion, But Others, Out In Ten Perhaps, Depend Upon Erosion.

"do You Want My Honest Opinion?" People Ask. I Say, "yes," For I'm Curious. So They Give Me Their Honest Opinion, And I - Well, I'm Always Furious.