Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

Seventy Years Of Ad-lib Material, And I Am Speechless.

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.