Middle Age Is When You Still Believe

I Left England When I Was Four Because I Found Out I Could Never Be King.

The Only Thing Chicken About Israel Is Their Soup.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.