Mine Doesn't Even Know There Is Laundry.

I've Never Dated. I Can Say This Honestly: I Don't Know What It's Like To Date. But Also, How Am I Going To Date? I'm Not In One State Long Enough.

I Don't Think It's True That Blondes Have More Fun... Trust Me, It Is Not True!

Chivalry Is Not Dead And You Should Be A Gentleman. But If You Are Going To Buy A Girl A Drink, Buy It. Don't Just Offer It. Follow Through.

Dads - And People In General - Should Keep In Mind That We As Mothers Put Enough Pressure On Ourselves. We Don't Need Outside Pressure Put On Us.

I Commend Women Who Wake Up 30, 40 Minutes Early To Put On Eyeliner. I Think It's ­beautiful. I'm Just Not That Person.