Minicars Produce Miniprofits.

Two Percent Of The People Think; Three Percent Think They Think, And 95 Percent Would Rather Die Than Think.

Exercise Is Bunk. If You Are Healthy, You Don't Need It: If You Are Sick You Should Not Take It.

There Are Three Things That Grow More Precious With Age; Old Wood To Burn, Old Books To Read, And Old Friends To Enjoy.

There Had Been Observed In This Country Certain Streams Of Influence Which Are Causing A Marked Deterioration In Our Literature, Amusements, And Social Conduct...a Nasty Orientalism Which Had Insidiously Affected Every Channel Of Expression...the Fact That These Influences Are All Traceable To One Racial Source [judaism] Is Something To Be Reckoned With...our Opposition Is Only In Ideas, False Ideas, Which Are Sapping The Moral Stamina Of The People.

Auto Racing Began 5 Minutes After The Second Car Was Built.