Misery Is Wasted On The Miserable.

I Just Don't Trust Any Of It. Every Time I Read Something About How There's Been Another Ridiculous Climb Of The Dow Jones, There's A Part Of Me That Goes, “this Can't Be Good.” None Of This Is Real Money. You Know What I Mean? It's Not Like There's Actually More Of Anything. It's Just Ideas. When People Are Getting Richer And Richer But They're Not Actually Producing Anything, It Can't End Well.

My Kids Used To Love Math. Now It Makes Them Cry. Thanks Standardized Testing And Common Core!

You Know The Only Thing Happier Than A Three-legged Dog? A Four-legged Dog.

I'm Close To My Audience. I Think I Have More Tools In My Box Than Other Guys Who Might Try It. Also, I Know How To Do This Stuff. I Know How To Write And Shoot And Edit. I'm Technically Adept And That Helped With The Website. You Need A Big Skill Set.

Stereotypically Speaking Feminists Can't Take A Joke. ::audience Boo:: See?