Miss A Putt For $2,000? Not Likely!

I Never Wanted To Be A Millionaire. I Just Wanted To Live Like One.

When I Have A Match To Play, I Begin To Relax As Soon As I Wake Up. Everything I Do, I Do Slow And Easy. That Goes For Stroking The Razor, Getting Dressed, And Eating My Breakfast. I'm Practically In Slow Motion. By The Time I'm Ready To Tee Off, I'm So Used To Taking My Time That It's Impossible To Hurry My Swing.

It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.

I Would Rather Be Of Clear Mind And Decision With The Wrong Club Than With An Unclear Mind And The Right Club.

Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date Tonight.