Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

If By Chance Some Day You're Not Feeling Well And You Should Remember Some Silly Thing I've Said Or Done And It Brings Back A Smile To Your Face Or A Chuckle To Your Heart, Then My Purpose As Your Clown Has Been Fulfilled.

If I Can Make People Smile, Then I Have Served My Purpose For God.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.