Mom Used To Say I Didn't Run

She Got A Mud Pack And Looked Great For Two Days. Then The Mud Fell Off

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not The Other Five. If I Wasn't Making Money, They'd Put Me Away.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.

She Has An Electric Blender, Electric Toaster And Electric Bread Maker. She Said "there Are Too Many Gadgets And No Place To Sit Down!" So I Bought Her An Electric Chair.