Money Is The Best Lotion In The

I Know What You're Thinking: Why Is Chris Rock Bagging Groceries? But I Dropped Out Of High School In The Tenth Grade, So If I Couldn't Tell Jokes This Is Exactly What I'd Be Doing.

Bill Cosby Was The First Comedian I Was Exposed To, Because He Doesn't Curse.

Oprah Is Rich, Bill Gates Is Wealthy. If Bill Gates Woke Up Tomorrow With Oprah's Money, He'd Jump Out A Fuckin' Window And Slit His Throat On The Way Down Saying, "i Can't Even Put Gas In My Plane!"

No Matter What Happens Or How Difficult Things Become, You Will Eventually Feel Better.

Black History Month Is In The Shortest Month Of The Year, And The Coldest-just In Case We Want To Have A Parade