Moral: It All Depends.

Never Try To Get Into Society, So-called. Those Who Try Seldom Get In, And If They Do Edge Through The Portals They Always Feel Clammy And Unworthy When Under The Scrutiny Of The Elect. Sit Outside And Appear Indifferent, And After A While They May Sent For You. If Not, It Will Be Money In Your Pocket.

Moral: It All Depends.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.

Every Man Is The Architect Of His Own Fortunes, But The Neighbours Superintend The Construction.

Anybody Can Win - Unless There Happens To Be A Second Entry.