Moral: It All Depends.

Only The More Rugged Mortals Should Attempt To Keep Up On Current Literature.

The Only Literary Men Are Those Who Have To Work At It.

A Man Never Feels More Important Than When He Receives A Telegram Containing More Than Ten Words.

Those Who Have Tried Meekness Know The Importance Of Being Important.

When Wealth Walks In At The Door, The Press Agent Comes In Through The Window.