Most Grievous Of All Deaths It Is

She Spoke And Loosened From Her Bosom The Embroidered Girdle Of Many Colors Into Which All Her Allurements Were Fashioned. In It Was Love And Int Desire Which Steals The Mind Even Of The Wise.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

A Shamefaced Man Makes A Bad Beggar.

Some Things You Will Think Of Yourself,...some Things God Will Put Into Your Mind

By Hook Or By Crook This Peril Too Shall Be Something That We Remember