Most Of My Teachers When I Grew

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.

The Hardest Part About Rollerblading Is Telling Your Parents You're Gay.

You Should Really Treat Stand-up Like You Would A Play. It's A One-man Play.

One Of The Big Things I Miss About New York Is Not My Friends So Much; It's Shake Shack, The Burger Place. I Miss Shake Shack.

If Your Job Was Remotely Interesting, There Would Be A Show On A&e About It.