Most Of The Bad Taste I've Been

Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.

He Who Laughs Most, Learns Best.

If You Are Leaping A Ravine, The Moment Of Takeoff Is A Bad Time For Considering Alternative Strategies... Do It In The 'closed' Mode. But The Moment The Action Is Over, Try To Return To The 'open' Mode... Because In That Mode We Are The Most Aware, Most Receptive, Most Creative, And Therefore At Our Most Intelligent.

I've Always Called Myself A Writer/performer, Not An Actor Because I Basically Write What I Perform.

I Used To Desire Many, Many Things, But Now I Have Just One Desire, And That's To Get Rid Of All My Other Desires.