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Why Is It That All Cars Are Women? Because They're Fussy And Demanding.

A Man's Immortality Can Be Found In His Children.

Ms. Thompson, It Said In Heavy Block Letters, Please Keep Your Feline Off My Property. If I See It Again, I Will Eat It.

Happiness Is German Engineering, Italian Cooking, And Belgian Chocolate.

I Was Too Busy Fighting The River To Worry About Adjusting My Beliefs In Accordance To Reality.