Most People Eat As If They Were

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.

The Underdog Often Starts The Fight, And Occasionally The Upper Dog Deserves To Win.

Americans Detest All Lies Except Lies Spoken In Public Or Printed Lies.

If A Woman Doesn't Chase A Man A Little, She Doesn't Love Him.

No Man Can Smile In The Face Of Adversity And Mean It.