Most People Eat As If They Were

A Really Busy Person Never Knows How Much He Weighs.

A Woman Who Can't Forgive Should Never Have More Than A Nodding Acquaintance With A Man.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

Most People Have Seen Worse Things In Private Than They Pretend To Be Shocked At In Public.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.