Most People Would Rather Be Sheep Than

In Our Minds, Love And Lust Are Really Separated. It's Hard To Find Someone That Can Be Kind And You Can Trust Enough To Leave Your Kids With, And Isn't Afraid To Throw Her Man Up Against The Wall And Lick Him From Head To Toe.

My Father Was A Preacher In Maryland And We Had Crab Feasts - With Corn On The Cob, But No Beer, Being Methodist - Outside On The Church Lawn.

He Said, First Let's Just Unzip Your Religion Down.

Confucius Does His Crossword With A Pen.

Give Me Life, Give Me Pain, Give Me Myself Again.