Most Things In Here Don't React Well

The Point Of Life Was To Press On, To Do The Best You Can, To Make The World A Better Place.

The Difference Between Fiction And Reality? Fiction Has To Make Sense.

When I Go To Peoples' Houses I Like To Sneak Into Their Bedrooms And Try On Their Underwear.

I Wanted To See My Name On The Cover Of A Book. If Your Name Is In The Library Of Congress, You're Immortal.

Helicopters Don't Fly, They Vibrate So Badly The Ground Rejects Them.