Mother, May I Go And Maffick, Tear

Find Yourself A Cup; The Teapot Is Behind You. Now Tell Me About Hundreds Of Things.

I Believe I Once Considerably Scandalized Her By Declaring That Clear Soup Was A More Important Factor In Life Than A Clear Conscience.

All Decent People Live Beyond Their Incomes; Those Who Aren't Respectable Live Beyond Other People's; A Few Gifted Individuals Manage To Do Both.

Sophie Chattel-monkheim Was A Socialist By Conviction And A Chattel-monkheim By Marriage.

Great Socialist Statesmen Aren't Made, They're Still-born.