Mother, May I Go And Maffick, Tear

To Be Clever In The Afternoon Argues That One Is Dining Nowhere In The Evening.

In Baiting A Mousetrap With Cheese, Always Leave Room For The Mouse.

All Decent People Live Beyond Their Incomes; Those Who Aren't Respectable Live Beyond Other People's; A Few Gifted Individuals Manage To Do Both.

A Little Inaccuracy Sometimes Saves A Ton Of Explanation.

The Cook Was A Good Cook, As Cooks Go; And As Cooks Go, She Went.