Motivation Will Almost Always Beat Mere Talent.

If Today Were Half As Good As Tomorrow Is Supposed To Be, It Would Probably Be Twice As Good As Yesterday Was.

Law Number Xv: The Last 10 Percent Of Performance Generates One-third Of The Cost And Two-thirds Of The Problems.

If You Can Afford To Advertise, You Don't Need To.

If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twice As Fast, Managers Would Get Twice As Much Done. If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twenty Times As Fast, Everyone Else Would Get Twice As Much Done Since All The Managers Would Fly Off.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.