Music And Acting Are The Same Thing:

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.

You Know What 'fear' Stands For? It Stands For 'false Evidence Appearing Real.' It's The Darkroom Where Satan Develops His Negatives.

When I Was Playing College Football, They Would Take The Football Team To A Ballet School. We Would Learn To Do Tour Jete's To Prepare Us When You Are Running In Pursuit To Tackle A Ball Carrier And You Get Hit, Or Somebody Comes From Another Angle. This Way You Can Spin Away From The Hit And Your Foot Is Out So You Can Go Right Into Your Run - Basically, It Pushed Us Toward The Tackle. There's A Good Tweet: "take Ballet - It Will Push You Towards The Tackle."

I Dont Know Where I Come From But Im Here Now So Deal With It.

You Know What 'doubt' Stands For? It Stands For 'debate On Understanding Bewildersome Thoughts.'