I Don't Know Why My Shoes Are

I Think I Make Shoes Quite Okay.

It's The Only Thing I Really Enjoy - So Fresh, Even Now That I'm Doing The New Sampling. I'm Dying To Go To The Factory, Which Is Like Nobody's Idea Of Fun. But It's Mine.

You'd See Extraordinary-looking People Around In The '70s. It Was So Exciting! You'd Have Mad People, Like Gerlinde Kostiff Riding Around On Her Bicycle With A Huge Hat. Everybody Was Doing Things. I Don't Have Any Bad Memories Of That Period.

Men Tell Me That I've Saved Their Marriages. It Costs Them A Fortune In Shoes, But It's Cheaper Than A Divorce. So I'm Still Useful, You See.

I Really Connect With Victoria Beckham's Desire To Do Something That She Wants To Do. Of The Girls We've Been Talking About, She's One Of The Few That Has This Incredible Sort Of "i Want To Do It, And I Want To Do It Well."