Music Is First, Lyrics Are Secondary.

The Worst Crime I Could Think Of Would Be To Pull People Off By Faking It, Pretending As If I'm Having 100% Fun.

Load Up Our Guns Bring Your Friends It's Fun To Lose And To Pretend

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

And I Swear That I Don't Have A Gun.

If I Went To Jail, At Least I Wouldn't Have To Sign Autographs.