Music Often Happens Even Faster Than Comedy

Here's A Guy [richard Nixon] Who Had No Gift For Small Talk, Never Liked To Be Around Strangers, Was Physically Awkward, And He Goes Into The One Business That Calls For Ease With Strangers And A Gift For Small Talk.

There Were Really Funny Characteristics About This Guy [richard Nixon], Chief Of Which Would Be That He Seemed To Devote About 85 Percent Of His Waking Energy To Suppressing Any Sign Of His Emotional Response To Anything That Was Going On Around Him, And The Other 15 Percent Blurting Out Those Authentic Responses In The Silliest And Most Inopportune Ways. And He Had These Smiles That Would Come At The Most Inappropriate Times - Just Flashes That There Was An Inner Life Screaming To Get Out.

The Theater Business Is Very Much About "hey, If You Want Our Big Blockbuster At Christmas Time, You'll Play Our Piece Of Crap In April."

Even Under The Best Of Circumstances Men Are Hard Creatures To Trap. Women Who Flatter Themselves Into Thinking They've Trapped One Are Like People Who Believe They Can Get Rid Of The Cockroaches In Their Kitchen. They're In For A Big Surprise Late One Night When They Turn On The Light.

I Was Never Into Candy And Games And Clowns.