Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines

I Know Many Married Men, I Even Know A Few Happily Married Men, But I Don't Know One Who Wouldn't Fall Down The First Open Coal Hole Running After The First Pretty Girl Who Gave Him A Wink.

A Ready Way To Lose Your Friend Is To Lend Him Money. Another Equally Ready Way To Lose Him Is To Refuse To Lend Him Money. It Is Six Of One And A Half Dozen Of The Other.

There Is Something Distinguished About Even His Failures; They Sink Not Trivially, But With A Certain Air Of Majesty, Like A Great Ship, Its Flags Flying, Full Of Holes.

Like Everybody Else, When I Don't Know What Else To Do, I Seem To Go In For Catching Colds.

Politics Is The Diversion Of Trivial Men Who, When They Succeed At It, Become Important In The Eyes Of More Trivial Men.