Musicals Are To The Theater What Wines

A Man's Wife Is His Compromise With The Illusion Of His First Sweetheart.

Opening Night: The Night Before The Play Is Ready To Open.

I Drink To Make Other People Interesting.

Criticism Is The Windows And Chandeliers Of Art: It Illuminates The Enveloping Darkness In Which Art Might Otherwise Rest Only Vaguely Discernible, And Perhaps Altogether Unseen.

Criticism Is The Art Of Appraising Others At One's Own Value.