My Advice Would Be If You Want

You Didn't Beat The Compotition You Crushed The Compotition!

Britain's Got Talent, Enormous Talent, That's Very Obvious.

It Simply Works. You Do It Twice A Year. Who Cares? And It Balances My Smoking And Drinking.

Every Time I Sat In A Chemistry Lesson I Thought, What Am I Doing This For? I Don't Ever Want To Be In A Job That Involves A Bunsen Burner.'

No, What I Am Doing Is Kind By Telling People Who Are Useless, "do Something That You're Good At".