My Ass Is Big Because A Lot

My Ass Is Big Because A Lot Of People Have To Kiss It.

Being A Mother By Far Is My Favorite And Most Important Career.

When Somebody Elses Happiness Makes You Happy, It Means You Are A Person With A Big Heart.

My Mother Never Let On That Anything Was Wrong. She Kept Her Chin Up And Acted As If Everything Were Just Fine. So We Did Too.

Thank You For Accepting Me As I Am, With My Virtues And Defects.