My Body Gnaws At Me From One

There Is No Hurry. Time Means Nothing To You.

Don't Ever Write A Novel Unless It Hurts Like A Hot Turd Coming Out.

Any Asshole Can Chase A Skirt, Art Takes Discipline.

It Seems I Make A Lot Of Mistakes And It Seems That I Am Not Allowed Any.

I Have Two Rules. One Is, Never Trust A Man Who Smokes A Pipe. The Other Is, Never Trust A Man With Shiny Shoes.