My Body's In Such Bad Shape I

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

Your Husband Is Lazy If When He Leaves The House, He Finds Out Which Way The Wind Is Blowing And Goes That Direction.

I Will Never Give Up. I Am In My 14th Year Of A 10-day Beauty Plan.